Thursday, January 26, 2006

Crotch Scratching

How do you react to a guy that stands in your office door talking about parking garage construction, while his hand is in his pants playing jiggly with his wiggly? All I could do was stare at him. What is wrong with people?

dena at 9:40 PM

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at 11:42 PM Blogger Ditsy Chick said...

Uhh, perhaps, he thinks you won't notice? Or maybe, he wants you to notice and give him a helping hand?

Hoe big was the jiggly BTW?

 
at 12:26 AM Anonymous Ficklechick said...

Ewwww! I hope you didn't shake his hand!

 
at 12:33 AM Blogger ginaangel77 said...

would you rather have that or the guy who does the ping ping pinching with his (you know who i'm talking about!)?

 
at 3:09 AM Blogger RC said...

Dena, if you give him a beaver face, he might stop, I think.

Maybe he was just trying to get change out of his pocket, or his pee-pee was tangled up for some reason.

Have a nice weekend, Dena, and if you see him jiggling his Wiggly again next week, tell him to jiggle it someplace else, then give him the beaver face!

 
at 7:31 AM Blogger The Mistress of the Dark said...

Ewwww!

 
at 9:12 AM Anonymous deana said...

I used to work with a guy that would do that and I would think how could he not REALIZE what he is doing right in front of me???? Just chatting away. Maybe for some men they just don't know they are doing it...but that's one hell of a nervous trait!

 
at 11:57 AM Blogger d.challener roe said...

Come on. Can we please temper some of these comments with the modified "SOME men"?

I overheard an exchange several years ago where a woman asked a coworker who did this whether he had sought treatment for his jock itch, and the guy stopped right away.

Michele sent me today.

 
at 12:16 PM Blogger melissa.in.london said...

You could give him some antibacterial hand gel!!

Maybe Deana's right--it could be a nervous trait. I can't imagine doing that (the equivalent anyway)everytime I was nervous! Yowza...

 
at 12:42 PM Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

I know you shouldn't shake his hand.

 
at 2:10 PM Blogger archshrk said...

Next time just ask if he needs a moment alone.

You have to let them know it's not acceptable or they won't stop. They may make a comment back but after a while they will remember to behave around you or they will have to put up with more of your smart alecky comments.

 
at 3:23 PM Blogger used*to*be*me* said...

I swear on all that is holy that I worked with that guy. All the women in the office were grossed out and didn't know how to deal with it. Finally one day I'd had enough and as he stood there in my door playing pocket pool, I calmly printed an add from the interet for Tinacin Jock Itch Cream. I handed it to him and said "all you had to do was ask."

Since he rode the slow bus, he didn't get it and just stared at me. Finally I said close my door. I told him the women in the office were grossed out with his constant fondling and everyone wondered if he had a problem. I suggested a change in underwear and see a doc if it didn't help. He was embarrassed but the fondling stopped. Idiot.

 
at 3:54 PM Blogger soapbox.SUPERSTAR said...

You should start rubbing your nipples and moaning everytime he comes in your office!

Does he wear underwear, or can you see a perfect outline of his business like someone else in the office?

 
at 4:08 PM Blogger Better Safe Than Sorry said...

lol, i love soapbox's comment, yeah, you should do that!!!

 
at 6:37 PM Blogger Gary said...

Maybe his brain doesn't work unless he cranks it up.

 
at 2:15 AM Anonymous Michel said...

Pull out a big sharp knife and start making chopping motions. No man likes that...its frightening!

 
at 2:30 AM Blogger OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

They are nuts! That's what's wrong...
No concept of 'boundries', would you say? What a jerk!

 
at 3:24 PM Blogger zazzafooky said...

I had a boss once who did that crap ALL the time. When I figured out it was nearly subconcsious I ragged the crap out of him. Got to be the office rule was every time he did it he had to buy lunch ! :-)

 
at 6:49 PM Anonymous Pearl said...

I dunno, give a long langorous look and give him false hope? ;-)

 
at 7:07 PM Blogger Shane said...

you should have raised your eyebrows up and down and nodded toward an empty office.

 

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