Monday, December 19, 2005

Monday Morality Buster

The Criminal du jour this week is Keenleon Keon Oats. Actually the award should go straight to his mother for such a clever use of the language when she came up with that name. Wouldn’t it be lovely if K went by the entire first/middle name? Picture it. “Keenleon Keon, whaz up nigga?” Please don’t get alarmed by the use of the word nigga. I’m sure K’s friends call him that. Shit, his Mom probably called him that when he called her from jail to bail him out. And now she’s still calling him that because the guy skipped out. I'm not being racist.

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Keenleon is wanted for Revocation of a suspended sentence and probation. He’s 22, 5’10”, and 165 pounds. I’m guessing his Mom is real pissed off at him right now.

dena at 11:06 AM

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at 11:21 AM Blogger novaks8 said...

Oh he looks like someone from TV

Is it Cockroach from the Cosby SHow?

that HAIR!

dang

 
at 12:53 PM Blogger Ditsy Chick said...

He has probably been pissed his entire life because of that name. His mom should get some jail time for putting that on her child.

Is he last name Oats, because that's what she was sowin' when she ended up preggers?

 
at 12:54 PM Anonymous Michel said...

Oh crap..I'm offended! I'm offended that this idiot is still running the streets!

 
at 1:11 PM Blogger Dirk the Feeble said...

Wow, a criminal AND his name is Keenleon AND he's got hair like that? Some guys just really have the deck stacked against them, don't they?

 
at 3:16 PM Blogger soapbox.SUPERSTAR said...

His mom was keen for naming him Keenleon! I bet he lives on 24th street.

 
at 6:03 PM Anonymous Fionna said...

His momma must be so proud! I know I would be!

I think I saw him on Cops.....

 
at 6:39 PM Blogger ginaangel77 said...

okay does anyone else think of buckwheat when they look at this picture. do you think you would get a reward for helping bring these hoodlums? you are too funny.

 
at 10:50 PM Blogger Alisha said...

"Wookin pa nub
in all da wong paces
Wookin pa nub"

Eddie Murphy has nothin on my man Keenleon Keon!

 
at 12:06 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find this interesting, you say you aren't being racist -- yet find it ok to say 'nigga' because you ASSume that his mother calls him that, based on his name and current criminal career choices.

When will you crackers learn? Oh and just so you know I'm, not being racist. But you and your monkey see monkey do followers wouldn't dare say this shit outside of this virtual shield.

Crackers will be crackers though. We black folks know this, now if I sent a herd of nigga bloggers your way to let virtual fire up your arse you'd be crying 'can't we all just get along'.

Fret not your just a blip on the radar but know you're on my cracker blogger list from now on.

Signed and Sealed

Nigress

 
at 1:31 PM Blogger soapbox.SUPERSTAR said...

I find it hilarious that "Nigress" felt the need to comment so "anonymously." If you felt so compelled to comment, then grow a set of balls and do so under a real name!

As far as crackers go Dena, your #1!!!

 
at 2:10 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

I find it hilarious that you think your some kind of ballbuster. Trick please - I will sign my comments anyway I feel.The option is there thus why I used it. Don't like the idea of anonymity don't blog, or better yet require emails and a name, otherwise I will exercise my right to freely speak on the bull I read anonymously.

Now little miss soapbox remember tricks are for kids, and botox is for crackers who don't age gracefully. So move on before you get your feelings hurt.

I think I will do this blog some justice by sending the comments out it will at least give you some hits. So think of me as the Nigga Santa.

Merry freakin Christmas and botox to you! Who said niggas don't show love.

Nigress

 
at 2:48 PM Blogger dena said...

Well, I knew you'd be back. Just sitting around waiting to see if you upset me, huh? Well, I'm not upset. Empathetic to that big ole' chip you're carrying around on your sholderes, but angered, no way! Not the least bit incensed. In fact, quite honored that my sarcasm and humor possess the ability to get you all ruffled, and make you miss the entire point of the post. Too bad you didn't get it. Lighten up. You'll live a lot longer, and hey, you might even meet some friends that are "different" than you.

Of course, had you not posted anonymously, then maybe you could have gottan a few extra hits on your blog. And isn't that what you're really looking for? Attention?

 
at 3:10 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nah trick aren't you like 50 and blogging - now who really is looking for the attention. Grow-up old lady.

Sorry to inform you I don't have a blog, I just like reading them lol. Silly trick I keep telling you this shit is for kids.

Now you lighten-up oops wait you're a cracker so you can't. Don't worry there is much more haterade for you to drink, remember gulp trick gulp lol.

Perhaps I should start a cracker blog, NOT! I just like calling crackers out when I read them.

Peace and hairgrease

Nigress

 
at 4:47 PM Blogger soapbox.SUPERSTAR said...

Very Sad!

Dena, here is Nigress's info:

Visitor IP Address
68.237.35.28 [pool-68-237-35-28.ny325.east.verizon.net]

United States (~Brooklyn, NY)

Computer 68.237.35.28 has been found. It is probably located in or around Reston, VA, USA as this is where the organization or individual who manages the system is located.

Network Contact Information: The following details refer to the network that the system is on.

abuse@verizon.net
+1-214-513-6711
1880 Campus Commons Dr. Reston VA 20191 US

CustName: Verizon
Address: 1880 Campus Commons Dr.
City: Reston
StateProv: VA
PostalCode: 20191
Country: US
RegDate: 2004-03-12
Updated: 2004-03-12

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CIDR: 68.237.0.0/17
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NetHandle: NET-68-237-0-0-1
Parent: NET-68-236-0-0-1
NetType: Reassigned
Comment:
RegDate: 2004-03-12
Updated: 2004-03-12

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RNOCPhone: +1-703-295-4583
RNOCEmail: IPNMC@gnilink.net

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at 12:05 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a nigger!

 
at 11:49 PM Blogger Nadine said...

Dang. Ya'll need more cowbell. (shakin' my head).

I haven't been reading in a long while and can't believe what I've come across. I'm guessing Nigress (only name to go by) has no idea who you are. In fact, I know she doesn't. Nor do you know who she is. However, I have gathered a good first impression. She says she's not a child and blogging is far too immature for her, yet continues to post comments. And the old lady comment? I wonder if she has kids 16 years apart and is a cancer survivor?

As far as the post goes, what if you posted the SAME exact wording in a post of Joe Bob the redneck wanted for stealing from WalMart? Wouldn't be offending to her. Why give respect to a man that broke the law? Did I get mad when Kanye said he'd leave her ass for a white girl? Naw. I'm sure his mom called him a few good names for getting his face in the papers and embarassing her.

On another note, using the terms "trick" and "cracker" makes her sound educated and level-headed I might add. But do realize, Nigress, that I am fully aware that you use those terms towards white people often...behind closed doors. Shit happens and people get mad. Get over it.

Where did cracker come from anyway? My skin ain't dry and salty. If I HAD to be a cracker, I guess I'd want to be a Chicken in a Biscuit. Now don't you go takin' that the wrong way Nigress...it goes good with squeeze cheese. You know...to be honest, I prefer just plain ol' Honkey.

I say, LIVE ON Dena and Nigress! Life's too short to worry about what people think of you and if things you say will be taken out of context.

Merry Christmas

 
at 1:26 PM Blogger Ms. Moody said...

wow...

this isn't the type of interaction that i expected to find on this blog.

niggers, crackers, spics...who cares? if the word offends you...is there a part of you that believes it to be true? just wondering.

 
at 12:44 PM Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just a bit of information for you ignorant people speaking about his mother.....she has been dead for years. You white, filthy, nasty, child molesting, animalistic creatures, should go back to the caucus mountains were you belong. You lice infested creatures. Strong hairy puny small brained critters should return to were you come from. You are some filthy animals and do deserve t

 

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