Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Ten things you wish you knew when you were in high school
1. One hit of LSD is plenty.
2. Your first sexual experience should not be with the guy who is known for having a huge penis.
3. Your parents know more than you think.
4. Going home when you're peaking is a bad idea.
5. Your car needs oil to keep the engine running right.
6. You should have dated the geek that asked you out. You might be married to a succesful surgeon right about now.
7. 16, 17 and 18 year old guys aren't capable of love. They only want sex.
8. There is way more to life than knowing where to get the good stuff.
9. If you're halfway cute, your fake ID works. There's no need to be afraid to try it.
10. It's better to keep your mouth shut when you're in serious trouble.
dena at 6:12 AM
1 Comments
- at 7:40 AM soapbox.SUPERSTAR said...
I concur w/ all!

Joyously roaming through life. Meeting its topographical challenges,
and facing each with a sarcastic wit, and an impetuous need to face
even more bumps, dips, pits and peaks. How the hell else did I end
up with a 22 year old, a 20 year old and a 4 year old?